This week we have a puzzle for you by Derrick Schneider. Derrick is a full-time programmer, occasional food and wine writer, and very occasional puzzle designer. He lives in Berkeley, CA with his wife, daughter, and two cats. We hope you enjoy!
Also, congratulations to last week's randomly selected All Questions Correct Answer Getter (trademark pending): Sendhil Revuluri! We'll soon have a little tribute to them over on the @avcxtrivia Twitter! And now the puzzle: